Prepare-se para levar ter sua infância arruinada!!

Quando você era criança provavelmente você deve ter ouvido/assistido a famosa história da Chapeuzinho Vermelho, que se trata basicamente de uma garotinha meiga, pura e inocente que foi mandada pela sua mãe para a casa de sua vovozinha levando guloseimas, daí topa com um lobo, blá, blá, blá, o lobo se dá bem, vem o caçador e salva o dia, e tudo acaba muito bem e feliz, certo?!

Pois bem, saiba que você cresceu ouvindo uma adaptação (mentira)!

A história vem do séc. XVII, quando um literário francês chamado Charles Perrault resolveu escrever as histórias lights que as crianças da época escutavam antes de dormir que continham basicamente assassinatos, violência sexual, magia negra entre outras coisas suaves e calmas que as pessoas daquela época tinham “medo”.

A história da chapeuzinho vermelho não é diferente, na versão original o lobo é um taradão que resolve encurralar a “menininha” (que na história original, aparentemente, não é tão menininha assim!) desavisada, devorando a vovozinha antes que ela chegasse para poder traçar a chapeuzinho e depois devorá-la.

Olha só a cara de “taradenho” do lobo mau:

Não tinha nada de caçador ou final feliz, isso foi uma adaptação feita pelos irmãos Grimm bem depois, a história original era com esse final bizarro mesmo, passando a moral de que as moçinhas da época não deveriam falar com estranhos na rua ou ia ter que agüentar o Kid Bengala e coisas do gênero

Qual será a versão que você contará para seus filhos????

Aqui está o link da obra do mother fucker:

http://books.google.com.br/books?id=ey4pUNE8NkMC&printsec=frontcover&dq=charles+perrault&cd=1#v=onepage&q&f=false

Dica: precisa saber inglês!

E eu que pensava que somente os cachorros faziam isso!

Na certa um alien se apossou da cauda dele… quem será que vai vencer no final??

Tá aí uma coisa que teria muito futuro!!

Eu iria assistir todos!!

Coisas simples têm que ser mostradas.

Claro que isso não tem nenhuma chance de dar errado, ou acontecer alguma tragédia….
Se fosse eu tinha me borrado todo!!!

Eu ri demais com esse vídeo que mostra como as pessoas Estados Unidenses são retardadas e não sabem fazer nada direito nos comerciais de vendas.

Sério agora, quem faz qualquer coisa tão idiota quanto esse povo dai ta fazendo?? Quem segura uma garrafa de leite ou de suco como se estivesse segurando um tijolo usando uma mão feita de gelatina?? Quem se joga no sofá com um prato derramando comida? Quem enfia um sanduiche na boca e morde apertando com as mãos ou enfia uma colherada de sopa na testa??

Dica do @vndmtrx no twitter.

gemahrv0421 how to start a day right


The first moments of our morning often set the tone for the rest of the day. We know the early hours are important but repeatedly we find ourselves running late, angry and frustrated, grabbing whatever food is available as we hurry out the door! We are behind before we even begin.


While many of us are stuck in a busy routine replica handbags seemingly impossible to alter, we can make simple changes that result in dramatic results improving not only our mornings but our entire day as well!


Mornings do not have to be hurried and hectic. They can be peaceful and energizing if we follow these five simple tips.


Get enough sleep. It is difficult to have a great day when you are exhausted and dragging. We often under estimate how much sleep replica watches we really require; most of us need about eight hours. If you wake up easily without an alarm you know you are getting enough sleep!


Begin your morning with good thoughts. Instead of reviewing your list of “to-dos”, as you get out of bed, try filling your first thoughts of the day with some positive thoughts. You may, repeat a morning affirmation, (I will make this a great day), remind yourself Burberry Handbags of five things for which you are grateful, or say a short prayer. Whatever helps you focus on positive thoughts to begin your day will make a difference.


Deep breathing gets you going. Each morning as you get ready for the day, try taking a few full breaths. Slowly fill your lungs with oxygen expanding your tummy.


Working out, taking a yoga class, or a brisk walk are all great options for a morning routine but most of us do not engage in something quite so structured. If you Hermes Bracelet are one of those who need a slower start to the day, at least do some stretching and deep breathing. Even five minutes of stretching will help you feel awake.


Have a healthy breakfast. Often, if we have breakfast at all, it consists of a cappuccino and a few doughnuts. Neither option will get you off to a good start! Breakfast does not have to be elaborate but you will feel better throughout the day if you eat something Burberry Handbags healthy in the morning. A piece of fruit, some complex carbohydrates (whole grain toast or bagel), and a little protein (almonds or yogurt), will do the trick!


While our mornings are often hectic, we can make them pleasant. Just a few small changes in our routines can make a significant difference in our entire day! It is easier than you think, just follow these five tips, and see how you feel!

gemahrv0421 5 Fitness and Diet Tips to Survive


The holidays are a tough time of year to survive for most when it comes to staying fit or keeping up a diet. Rich food, busy schedules, and holiday shopping are a three-headed monster when it comes to your physique. You’re more likely to take in more calories than you need, you won’t get the rest or exercise that you’ve become used to, and on top of it all you have the stress that is the mall.


I’ve come up with a handful of tips to help you stick to your progress during this season. None of these ideas are complicated or even a big secret. You replica handbags probably could sit down and think them up yourself. However, have you done it? If so, then you’re on the right track. If not then consider this to be your holiday accountability kick in the (in danger of being softer) rear!


1. Set a holiday goal, and keep up with it. Part of the reason that people gain weight over the holidays is that they expect to. They just accept it and use it as their excuse to go whole hog. There’s no need of it. Just like everything else, if you set a good goal and focus on what you need to do in order to reach it, success is much easier.


Write your goal on the refrigerator, put a word document up on the computer, or tell a three year old to remind you every day. Do whatever you need to do to replica watches keep checking in on that goal.


a.Health b.Top Tips c.Nutrition d.Lifestyle


2. Reassess your schedule. Carve out a time when you can exercise. Things WILL get busy over the holidays. For most people their schedules will get messed up. This is a prime opportunity to miss gym time. Spend a few minutes dragging out your calendar and figuring out when you can make it to the gym. health and fitness is a priority for you, so treat it like it is.


3. Limit holiday eating to special events. Why is it that people think of the holiday season eating as taking place from about November 20th to January 10th? There’s Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, and maybe a Burberry Handbags couple of holiday parties. We’re looking at five or six days out of two and a half months. Even if you have a busy holiday social schedule you’ll spend more time in “normal days” than holidays if you plan for it. Don’t eat like it’s a holiday when it’s not.


4. Maintain your diet and fitness consistency. This ties in with number three. One of the big killers of holiday eating is the lack of consistency. People will overeat at one party, then starve the next day to compensate. Well, all that does is make them so hungry that they overeat the next evening.


This is kind of like watching someone learning to ride a bike. They might start off on the straight and narrow, but then they get a little wobble… We all Hermes Bracelet know that what they should do is stop, stabilize, and restart. Instead they start overcompensating one way and then the other, getting worse and worse with compensation. Soon they go too far and crash. A holiday yo-yo dieter will do the same thing until they finally throw their hands up and just go back to the way they used to be. That’s the way they managed to gain five or ten pounds every holiday.


5. Eat vegetables and lean protein first. This tip is a bit more specific than the others, but it works. When you sit down to that big Christmas dinner, hit the salad, greens, and turkey first. At the infamous table covered with goodies, take a few trips around the Burberry Handbags vegetable platter before you go after the other stuff. Taking some time to eat quality protein and fibrous vegetables will help fill you up. The good food you take in will take the edge off of your hunger and give you some extra willpower at the buffet table.


Take these five tips and move forward to the holidays. With some consistency and planning you’ll not only survive the holidays but you’ll come out leaner, fitter, and ahead of the game for your new year!

gemahrv0421 A Truly Outstanding Article


The trend in everyday conversation is to use grandiose words. “Outstanding” is new “good,” “amazing” is the new “OK,” and “huge” is the new “big.”


I was in a restaurant in D.C. last weekend and replica handbags everything I asked was answered in superlatives.


Me: How s the salmon?


Server: Fantastic!


Me: Does it come with rice?


Server: Absolutely!


Would a “good” and a “yes” have been sufficient? Undeniably!


At Starbucks, the smallest coffee you replica watches can order is a Tall. Tall would seem to indicate that there was also a short and medium, with Tall being the largest. But at Starbucks, Tall is small. Grande, which is both Italian and Spanish for large, is medium.


Likewise, at your local 7-Eleven you cannot buy a small: Your choices are Big Gulp, Super Gulp and Extremely Big Gulp. OldBananaNavyGap also did away with the small. You cannot buy anything from the chain stores that is really a “small.” My father is an average-sized man. He hasn t gained weight (or height, for that matter) for the past 30 years. Ergo, his size remains the same. But in the same amount of time, his T-shirt size has gone from small/medium to medium to large to extra large.


Upon reflection, the reason for all Burberry Handbags this colossal-speak is clear: We are bored with our fantastic, wonderful lives. We want the next-next thing now. Now!


And we also want others to think that we still care, that we can still be delighted, that we know that everything is just great. Even when deep inside we know it can t be. Everything can t be great. Hence, we live in a world where extreme is ordinary, where radical is quotidian; exceptional is pedestrian. And to not be overly delighted by the mundane is Hermes Bracelet appalling. It s horrific. And, Dude, that s heinous.


I m not scientist, and my methods of proof leave a little to be desired, or a lot to be desired, or an immensity. An to be honest, I guess I d rather live in a world where people were overly excited than depressed.


But listen to the voices around you. Listen to your own voices. There is nothing on the news that is good or bad, only things that are wonderful or devastating. Even the weather is either beautiful or horrible.


Listen the next time when someone asks you something and Burberry Handbags you agree, because when you could simply say “yes,” instead you will say “absolutely” or “without doubt” or “Oh, yeah, unquestionably – absolutely without doubt.”


Have people forgotten what it is like to be OK? Simply OK with what they have and who they are?


If everything is outstanding, if everything is the most amazing thing ever, is anything ever amazing at all?

gemahrv0421 S-h-m-i-l-y

My grandparents were married for over half a century, and played their own special game from the time they had met each other. The goal of their game was to write the word “shmily” in a surprise place for the other to find. They took turns leaving “shmily” around the house, and as soon replica handbags as one of them discovered it, it was their turn to hide it once more.


They dragged “shmily” with their fingers through the sugar and flour containers to await whoever was preparing the next meal. They smeared it in the dew on the windows overlooking the patio where my grandma always fed us warm, homemade pudding with blue food coloring. “Shmily”was written in the steam left on the mirror after a hot shower, where it would reappear bath after bath. At one point, my grandmother even unrolled an entire roll of toilet paper to leave “shmily” on the very last sheet. There was no end to the places “shmily” would pop up. Little notes with “shmily” scribbled hurriedly were found on dashboards and car seats, or taped to steering wheels. The notes were stuffed inside shoes and replica watches left under pillows. “Shmily” was written in the dust upon the mantel and traced in the ashes of the fireplace. This mysterious word was as much a part of my grandparents’ house as the furniture.


It took me a long time before I was able to fully appreciate my grandparents’ game. Skepticism has kept me from believing in true love-one that is pure and enduring. However, I never doubted my grandparents’ relationship. They had love down pat. It was more than their flirtatious little games; it was a way of life. Their relationship was based on a devotion and passionate affection which not everyone is lucky experience.


Grandma and Grandpa held hands every chance they could. They stole kisses as they bumped into each other in their tiny kitchen. They finished each other’s sentences and Burberry Handbags shared the daily crossword puzzle and word jumble. My grandma whispered to me about how cute my grandpa was, how handsome and old he had grown to be. She claimed that she really knew “how to pick ‘em.”Before every meal they bowed their heads and gave thanks, marveling at their blessings: a wonderful family, good fortune, and each other.


But there was a dark cloud in my grandparents’ life: my grandmother had breast cancer. The disease had first appeared ten years earlier. As always, Grandpa was with Hermes Bracelet her every step of the way. He comforted her in their yellow room, painted that way so that she could always be surrounded by sunshine, even when she was too sick to go outside.


Now the cancer was again attacking her body. With the help of a cane and my grandfather’s steady hand, they went to church every morning. But my grandmother grew steadily weaker until, finally, she could not leave the house anymore. For a while, Grandpa would go to church alone, praying to God to watch over his wife. Then one day, what we all dreaded finally happened.Grandma was gone.


“Shmily.” It was scrawled in yellow on the pink ribbons of my grandmother’s funeral bouquet. As the crowd thinned and the last mourners turned Burberry Handbags to leave, my aunts, uncles, cousins and other family members came forward and gathered around Grandma one last time. Grandpa stepped up to my grandmother’s casket and, taking a shaky breath, he began to sing to her. Through his tears and grief, the song came, a deep and throaty lullaby.Shaking with my own sorrow, I will never forget that moment. For I knew that, although I couldn’t begin to fathom the depth of their love, I had been privileged to witness its unmatched beauty.


S-h-m-i-l-y: See How Much I Love You.

gemahrv0421 Love of self

When I was younger,I thought that to love one’s self was vanity and not a virtuous trait.As I have grown olders,that belief has past away,as have so replica handbags many others .There is a vast deviation between being vain and loving one’s self.


We are all in this world together striving for more or replica watches less the same things.To contribute and have our lives count for something.To love and be loved.To laugh and yes,to cry.


We seek shelter,nourishment,a mate,warmth,clothing,family,friends;we seek approval,love and selfesteem.We are all imperfect.Often during our search we forget to Burberry Handbags simply enjoy what life is.We become so caught up in what could have been,what should be,what maight be,that many of our todays are lost.Let yesterday rest,live for today,hope and dream for your tomorrows.


If there is some part of you that lessens your selfimage,some part of you that prevents you from loving yourself,change it,for only you can.Life is filled with things we have no control over,but overselves we can control.You are the clay,you are the sculptor and you have Hermes Bracelet the ability to creat a masterpiece.The shape and form are there.You have only to refine the work.


Is the task an easy one? No.There will be slips and flaws and you will be repuired to work and rework the clay before the piece condemning it as worthless because of a blemish or nick? Of course not,where then would all the word’s treasured art be?I doubt we would have any.How many masterpieces do you think have been created in one fell swoop,a first effort completely successful Burberry Handbags without error,without change?Is it possibole we fail to see that mankind is the most marvelous of all works of art? A living, continuous,developing work of art.


Again, I say to you that these words are merely feedlings and thoughts,one person’s outlook and subject to change with tomorrow’s setting sun,as I too continue to sculpt the lump of clay given to me at birth,called self.